Are you a wizard? Because I was just enchanted
Maybe it's just your charm spell, but your hotness is overcoming my fire resistance.
Is that a rod of lordly might in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Q: Why are the knights always so tired?
A: Because they worked on the knight shift!
Q: What did the peasant say to the angry witch?
A: Ribbit.
An Ogre walks into a bar with flint and steel. The bartender lets him in but says, Don't start anything.
Two humans walk into a bar, the halfling walks under it.
A horse walks into a bar and yells Hey!
Q: Why do dwarves have such big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a hole?
A: Phil
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door?
A: Matt
Q: What kind of monster brings you chocolates and flowers before it eats you?
A: A Romanticore.
A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play?
Fortunes.
What do you call a minstrel that doesn't cuddle?
No holds bard.
A musician had nothing to do so he decided to go have a drink, but the door was locked.
The bar door barred the bored bard.
A bard wants to be more powerful and so he strikes a deal with a witch.
The witch says she will only grant his wish if he gives her his first born son.
The bard laughs and says sure! Good luck finding him
Why was the Minstrel refused entry to the tavern?
He was BARD for life.
A nun went to her Mother Superior and asked her to hear a confession.
Mother, today I experienced the pleasures of the flesh. Father Saunders came to me and told me I had the gates to Heaven between my legs. He then told me he had the key to Heaven and put it in the gates.
Why that lying bastard ! the Mother Superior screamed. For years he has told me it was Gabriel's trumpet and I've been blowing it!
A new cache of pencils chewed by Shakespeare have been found.
The bard apparently chewed them so much, he couldn't tell if they were 2B or not 2B.